My name is Chris and all I need is 4 things in Life my Friends, Liquor, Google and Spotify
My bed is in NY,my heart is in Cali and my head is in Vegas
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: twitter.com)
Reblog to help save Rhinos 🦏❤️
This is beyond sickening but there’s good people out there countering all the bad. 💛
(Source: pashionforfashion21allday)
Get yourself a girl that looks innocent but is actually kinky as fuck
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That’s the dream.
Here’s my 10 selfies for 2018 tagged by the lovely @ginaa145 and @liftingphoenixx
In sum, 2018 kicked my ass. I’ve been skinny, Ive been fat. Queue the Jessica Simpson comments😂 I’ve been suicidal mostly this whole year even though I joke around a lot. I’ve reconnected with a lot of people from my past and I’ve lost a lot of close people. Probably the worst year ever but here are😂 ima tag @depressed-blasian @obama-stolemy-vcr @itsthegovt @delirious–mistakes @stayhungry-stayfree @fatmaninalittlesuit
GODDAMN, you’re GORGEOUS. But also here’s to 2019 being a bit of an easier year on your mental health, boo!!
Thanks my boooooo❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ily
(Source: poloteddybear)
this man singlehandedly throws The biggest curveball i have ever witnessed in a cooking show
this is the only food critic I’ll accept at my restaurant.
Feeding your animals (safe) but new-to-them foods is botha great source of enrichment for the and endless hilarity for you. I reccomend green beans because they’re unwieldly for them to eat so its an involved process.
(Source: catchymemes)
Found on r/showerthoughts.